Thursday, December 13, 2007

Best Soup in the World

Sunday night we went into the City to play for a Yiddish Dance Symposium party at the Ukrainian Restaurant on 2nd Ave. in the east Village, right in the heart of the old Yiddish theater district. Zev Feldman, Michael Alpert, Toronto's Helen Winkler, and most of the heavy guns of the Yiddish dance revival were in attendance, alongside klezmer tsimbl master Pete Rushevsky, Klezmer clarinet prodigy Mike Winograd (order his new CD here... worth every shekel! Klezmer tradition meets the 21st... errr... 58th century!) and Raoul Rothenblatt on bass - Raoul was around Budapest during the early 1990s, and was a denizen of the old Tilos Az A scene at its height.Getting into the city from Teaneck usually means taking the $2 "Spanish bus" into the George Washingtion bridge bus terminal, and just up the street lives one of the world's best fish soups... at the Mid Atlantic Fish Market on Broadway near 181st St.This neighborhood is an outpost of the Dominican Republic - at any given time, about a quarter of the Dominican Republic lives in New York City - and possibly one of the least English-speaking nabes in Manhatten after Chinatown. No matter. Point and pay. Fried and steamed (al vapor!) fish galore at prices below McDonald's.The last time Fumie was in New York she claimed this place served the best fish soup in the universe, so we had to try it again. the fish soup had changed a bit - not bad, but not the Champion del Mundo it once was, but at $5 it was packed with huge hunks of fish, shrimp, and mussels in a thick yam-based broth.Just behind the fish soup are two deep fried stuffed clams - chopped clams mixed with herbs and breading and deep fried in the shell at $1.50 a piece. As good as any I ever had in any New England clam shack. I went for the fried flounder and shrimp combo with "spanish rice" and salad- $7.Almost as good as the tempura plate I had eaten in Japanese lunch joint the day before. At the Fish Market you share your table.Last time we were there there were no tables, so this is a step up. For cheap fresh fish in Manhatten, we can share tables. You want to spend $50 on a fish dinner downtown, you can have your own table and a snooty waiter to boot. I prefer company at $7 a meal.The fellow eating next to us didn't speak a word of English, but he was accomodating enough when Fumie decided to ask if she could photograph his fried fish - a whole grouper chosen from the fresh fish laying out on ice on the other side of the fish shop. This is a proper Caribbean meal for a wet and wintery New York day.Next stop was to get downtown so Fumie could hit the 50% off sale at the Japanese language Kinokuniya books store, which is moving a few blocks to Bryant Park from Rockefeller center. The area was packed with tourists drawn by the famed Christmas tree in front of the NBC building.A slice of strawberry cheesecake stood us well for an afternoon pick us up.A midtown delicatessen had cheesecakes galore, but after adding a coffe and taxes - New York City loves its taxes - this cost us almost as much as lunch. Still... good New York cheesecake does not travel well, and this is the real deal. A meal in itself.Grand Central station has an hourly holographic kaleidescope show, which stopped everybody in their commuting mode tracks for five minutes. It is at time like this that New Yorkers will turn to the unknown person next to them and say "Hey - dontcha just love New Yawk?"People would lie down on their backs on the floor to watch the images projected on the roof of the Grand Hall. For five minutes this huge public space morphed into one big amusement park for commuters.Back down into the bowels of the 6 train to the Village. And here's a taste of Yiddish dancing... first off, a Maramures Hutsulka as played in Ieud, leading into a nice fast Jewish sirba. Then... playing for tables, in which the musicians park next to your dinner and try to get you to pry open your own wallet and transfer the contents into our musicians' pockets. And guess what? It works. Actually, as you can see, the proper method is to string your twenty EU bill into the horse hairs of the primas' bow. This, my friends, is the true context of traditional music!

Wednesday, December 12, 2007

Burgers at the Center of the Known World

While Hungary struggles with its own Burger Wars, here in New Jersey we have been taking Fumie to sample some of the Garden State's finest ground beef wonders. Europeans take note: We do not eat in McDonald's here. Ever. Really. Burgers in New Jersey are a way of life, a goal in itself, nirvana on a bun with onions, and we don't suffer changes easily. The granddaddy of the old style Jersey slider is White Manna on River Road in Hackensack.White Manna is an old Burger hut that began as a snack stand at the 1938 New York World's Fair and was was moved to the banks of the Hackensack River afterwards. It hasn't had any redesign since.White Manna's burgers are tiny... a surviving adaption from the Great Depression of the 1930s when a very small amount of meat would be grilled or steamed on top of a huge mound of onions in order to produce an affordably cheap burger sandwich. The only other places that makes Depression-era burgers like this that I know of are in Oklahoma and Kansas.The grill cooks in this tiny joint have the drill down to an art form. Take order. Slap tiny meat patty onto grill, toss onions on top, squash together, and wait. This is actually very slow food, and there is always a crowd at lunch. The burgers are still cheap, at $1 for a regular, and usually one orders at least two or three. While we were there once guy ordered eight of them, while his wife ordered only four.The 1930s also gave birth to the first fast food chain in America, the White Castle Hamburger. White Castles poppped up in working class neighborhoods all over the east coast and midwest, and even topday the company does not open franchises in high-income neighborhoods or toney shopping malls.At 50 cents a burger, that is not their target consumer profile. This one is located on Rte. 46 in Hasbrook Heights, NJ, an ugly bit of roadway where you might venture to get a new muffler for your car. Ordered a dozen burgers for three of us - I like their newfangled Jalapeno-Cheese burgers, which my dad thinks is sacriligeous to the Holy White Castle Mythos ("There are Burgers and Cheeseburgers. Nothing else!")There is something about the cheap meat combination - bits of innards for flavor? Mushy steamed bun? - and the steaming process that gives White Castles a flavor that is every bit as evocative as the madeleines that Proust bit into. These are worth every penny - and it is pennies we are talking about here - and anybody who watched the excorably bad Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle knows exactly why it was worth making a trip to a Jersey White Castle into a full length film.Then there is the famous Jersey Diner Burger. My folks decided that they had to try a new Mega-Diner at the Garden State Mall... the Grande Lux Cafe.This is a shining example of Garden State Grandiousity - it ain't worth building unless it is so huge that the word "tasteless" becomes meaningless. When we first moved to New Jersey in 1966 our first meal was at the old Forum Diner on Rte. Four, a classic Greek-owned highway eatery that remained legendary in Bergen County until it closed last year. Now my folks are entirely pleased to take their custom to the Grande Lux.For a Disney-sized mega-bistro in a mall, it wasn't half bad. The Angus beef burger with jalapeno jack cheese passed muster, comparing favorably to the White Castle Jalapeno-Cheese burger at only 17 times the price.Of course, for only $6.95 we don't need to go farther than to Louie's Charcoal Pit on Cedar lane in Teaneck, where the Burgers of my High School days still reign supreme. Truthfully, neither myself or my brother Ron have any clear memory of eating these - we both spent the 1970s pretty high, especially when we wound up at Louie's - but one bite is enough to bring back those lost Ur-Burger flavors.Fumie has been getting nostalgic for Japanese style hamburger and rice plates. Fortunately, the Mitsuwa Marketplace is just down the road in Edgewater, New Jersey, a mere bus ride from the end of my street. We have been using Mitsuwa as our daily pathway into New York City - bus from Teaneck to Mitsuwa, unimaginably cheap good Japanese lunches at their food court, and then taking their hourly shuttle bus into New York's Bus terminal at 42nd St. Having worked our way through ramen, soba noodles, and tempura don, it's almost time to hit the Japanese burger joint...

Monday, December 10, 2007

Chanukah Ham, Santa Claus, Noodles, and Drug Sniffing Customs Dogs...

On my arrival back in New York, my luggage seemed to have been stuck in Amsterdam. Being a patient sort of person, I didn't worry... and was told to stay home an wait for its delivery. Well it took three days. Why? Well... we had packed a gift box from Budapest's Gerbeaud Pastry shop containing traditional Hungarian holiday cakes - beigli - that contained one nut cake and one poppy seed cake. The drug-sniffing dogs must have gone nuts over this suitcase! When we opened it up, we could see where the customs officials had carefully unwrapped the cakes, cut into the poppy seed cake, and then carefully re-wrapped the box and sent it on to the next customs stations where the drug puppies promptly would go crazy again...Back in New York with Fumie for Chanukah... the whole city has been up in arms after a supermarket accidentally mislabeled an innocent holiday suggestion in the meat section... this has been on the TV news for a week. Now... just wait for Yom Ha-Lobster! Fumie's mission has been to get her hands on a new Nikon D300 camera... for months the city's camera stores have had them on order, and when a shipment arrives, it sells out within hours. Nikon simply can't manufacture them fast enough. B&H Camera - one of the world's largest and cheapest Photo suppliers, run entirely by a staff of Brooklyn hasids - didn't know when they would get them in again... but 17th St. Photo - another NY institution with virtually the same low prices and also run by Brooklyn hasids - had a few in stock... and here is Fumie with one of the last three available Nikons in the city of New York.Nikon in hand, we wandered around midtown Manhatten for a bit until the cold drove us indoors to... Macy's Department store at 34th St. Christmas at Macy's was already in full swing. Christmas in New York traditionally meant a trip to Macy's to visit Santa Claus, and Macy's has kept the tradition of providing the most elaborate department store Santa ever since the 1947 film "Miracle on 34th Street." Personally, I would have much preferred to go to the eighth floor of Macy's and sit in Haile Selassie's lap, but in this life we make do with what we have...The entrance to the magic train to the North Pole... lots of families, yes, but the crowd consisted of at least 70% fully grown adults such as ourselves, coming to grips with their own Santa fascination in a culture given to ever-increasing caustic irony... Finally, we were assisted by our own personal Elves to Santa's room. "Is this your first time to visit Santa?" asked our Elf. "Actually... I'm Jewish, and she's Buddhist, so we are new to the whole Santa thing." Irony factor at less than 10%... doing well... ahh, now let's sit the Japanese girl on Santa's lap! Irony factor rising ... rising...To be honest, I don't think Santa was impressed with me - I haven't really been nice this year, preferring naughty as my main mode of operation - and I don't have much faith that there really is going to be a bottle of Glenlivet Single Malt and a vintage original 1930 National Style O guitar beneath the tree on Xmas morning. I would have to search for religious epiphany in other New York neighborhoods. Cue the F train. Next stop, East Broadway stop in Chinatown.
There may be folks who complain that eating well in New York is expensive. I am not one of those people. So far I have had a series of meals under $15 for two people that are as good as any I have ever had. Sure, I may have to share the dining room with the Guangdong Province Noodle-Slurping Chorale and maybe a few megasized cockroaches, but that really doesn't bother me when it comes to Chinese noodle and wonton soups. And this part of Chinatown, off the tourist route and next to the Chinese bus stations, is the place to go.
Let's see... Cattle's viscera with soup, $3.50. Maybe hog's hand with thin noodles for a premium $6.00 a bowl? Walking along lower east Broadway near the Manhatten Bridge overpasss we came across the East Corner Wonton Shop at 70 East B'way. A peek in the window was all it took to convince us - experienced noodle masters at work. And half of Guangdong province was sitting inside.
The menu was simple and specialized in what I love - noodle soups, and Chinese roast BBQ meats chopped and served on rice. Excuse me... roast duck soup for $3.50??? And I am not kidding - there is a quarter of a roast duck in there...I chose beef tripe and wonton noodles in soup, Fumie went for plain pork and shrimp wonton and noodles, and we shared a plate of roast char-siu pork and roast duck on a small Himalayan mountain of rice at $4.50. "You know that this is tripe?" asked our waiter. "Yes, I like tripe." "But you know this is tripe, OK?" "Yes OK." "And the barbeque is served at room temperature, you understand?" Obviously the waiter had experienced some kind of traumatic experience with clueless tourists walking in off the street and accidentally ordering the screamingly disgusting assorted soup plate. But as we all know, when the Chinese waiter tells you "You no like that" then that is exactly what you want to eat. Works every time. Take your girlfriend out to a sit down meal in Manhatten and walk out having paid $12.50. What's not to love? This was so good the problem will be to try eating at other soup joints in the area without automatically heading back to this one.

Tuesday, December 04, 2007

Taraf din Clejani, 1949-1952. Happy Chanukah!

It’s the first evening of Chanukah tonight, and we have a special little gift for all you fans of the festival of lights... classic early recordings of the Taraf din Clejani, the Romanian Lautar orchestra that would eventually become known as the Taraf de Haidouks... all for... free. The musicians of the village of Clejani, located about twenty kilometers west of Bucharest on the dusty Oltenian plains, are better known as the world music phenomenon called Taraf de Haidouks. I had heard the band from Clejani earlier on a French Ocora label CD. Speranta Radulescu began recording the Lautarii from Clejani in the early 1980s and, in 1986, she took the Swiss musicologist Laurent Aubert to Clejani, where they made a series of recordings with the late Nicolai “Culai” Neacsu and members of his family.Aubert released this work on the French label Ocora in 1988 as "Musique des Tsiganes de Valachie; les lăutari de Clejani" In their original formation, the bands tended to comprise about four or five members, which is about how many musicians could be supported on the money from a wedding gig in traditional context. Their western promoters felt that the band should be presented as a large scale spectacole, and so the Taraf de Haidouks was formed which included as many as 30 musicians on stage at a time. Fame abroad did not, however, translate into acceptance at home - as Garth Cartwright writes in this report, the Taraf were still looked down upon by the authorities inBucharest as "dirty Gypsies" even while their CDs sold millions abroad. It made for great stage shows, and imprinted the Oltenian lautar tradition on western audiences as a wild ride with multiple accordions, several cimbalom players, and dozens of fiddlers competing for the mike stands. French festival promoters like stage overkill, and Taraf de Haidouks were willing to provide it in spades. In a traditional context, however, the bands would have been much smaller, and to my tastes, it is in those line ups that one can really appreciate the old style lautar presentations of ballads and epic songs which would be sung after midnight by the friends of the groom. The musicians from Clejani were not some discovery made out of the blue in 1990, however. Clejani had been active playing in national folk festivals and stage performances as early as the 1940s in Romania. The existence of so many dynastic lautar families in Clejani is attributed to the days when Gypsies were slaves to noble Boyar estates in pre-independence Wallachia. Clejani, apparently, was attached to a larger Boyar sponsored monastery, providing work for many Rom Lautar families. A newspaper in Romania, the Jurnalul National, has been issuing a series of classic recordings of Romanian music over the last year as gift CD to subscribers. Unfortunately, this means that these are not current, commercially available recordings. We’ve already posted about their fantastic CD of Alexandru Cercel. Well, Happy Chanukah everybody! Here is the link to download a full CD of early field recordings of the Lautarii from Clejani, made between 1949 to 1952. (The link leads to a German based file sharing site, don’t worry, it is safe. Type in the pass code, wait a few minutes, and it’s all yours. How I got to that file is another, very Romanian story… ahhh, Romanians and the internet, a match made in Heaven!) If you can’t read Romanian, the Jurnalul offers a fine flash presentation of historic photos of the Clejani lautarii (click on the camera icon below the photo on this page. This is the sound I love. The small ensemble style really gives a sense of what the music of the outer marches of the Ottoman world sounded like when this music still functioned within a feudal society that provided for a professional caste of musicians. You can hear the more archaic Turkish/Ottoman influences on the repertoire, alongside Central European music for the new urban Elite of Romania. Although Klezmer music doesn't actually share much direct influence with the lautar traditions of southern Romania (as opposed to the lautar tradition in Moldavia, where the two musics do converge in a strong way) both Jews and Gypsies functioned as conveyors of Ottoman musical practice and theory into European music.This is Clejani without the glitz of the World Music spotlight. This is the good stuff.

Sunday, December 02, 2007

Christmas Markets, Budapest

My last two days in Budapest were busy with running errands, such as hustling down to the Christmas Markets set up in public squares to get last minute gifts for the folks back home. The conundrum: what do Jews give each other for Christmas? Well, er.... we give nothing, or at least, nothing but excuses... but that doesn't mean we can't wander around the Christmas markets. I mean, money exchanging hands, small business... you know... it is all just so exciting to us... especially when it is about the only time of the year I feel good about wandering around downtown Pest's Vörösmarty tér, which usually functions only as the unfortunate meeting place of people and pidgeons.It's a month of chotchkes galore for sale. Folk-inspired items like painted ceramic plates are easy movers, children's wooden toys and folk flutes do a brisk business. Honey cakes - emblazened with Christmas symbols - are a traditional Hungarian Christmas gift, like the ones sold by the honey seller below.
The Christmas markets are actually a huge excuse to overeat any of Hungary's Deadly Delicacies. Give the gift of cholesterol to your loved ones this Xmas season. But take pity on the poor tourists. They think they are just getting an exotic snack, but we can eat this stuff every day of the year in any butcher's shop. Ask any of the healthy, super-annuated elderly folk in Hungary about the effects on health of a diet rich in pastries and pork fat. Many of them have been known to pass the half century marker while consuming a steady diet of sausage and bacon daily!
A modest plate of kolbász sausage frying up for the masses. They look great but they are usually kind of dry and mealy, especially if you are comparing them to a Teutonic bratwurst type of pig-pipe. But again, swine stuffed in its own colon is always good.
Hurka, blood sausage (the reddish ones) and liver sausage (greyish ones) on display. Real Magyars know that this is the good stuff - if you call it cajun boudin you can serve this in fancy American restaurants for twenty bucks a plate. These are, possibly, my favorite Hungarian symbols on non-kosherdom. Really - if it were not for these, I might stand a decent chance of getting into Hebe Heaven when I die.
There is no outdoor market worth the name in Hungary without Transylvanian kürtős kalács, sweet yeast breads glazed in sugar and a choice of nuts, cinnamon, or coconut. Of course, at Vörösmarty tér you will pay about FT 1200 for one of these, which is only 100% more than you would normally pay at any other Christmas market around town. Too much market, needed time out to sit in the Siraly Cafe on Kiraly utca for some tea with Steve Carlson, Aron, and Dejan. Located at Király utca 50 in the 7th district, this is where the cool and philosemitic meet for coffee during the day and palinka at night. Judaica library upstairs, theater in the basement, no official operating license to speak of, this is the Squat to End All Squats, my favorite daytime hang zone. Andrassy ut, Pest's toney main drag, sets up the lights for the seasonal festive feeling, and my son, Aron, takes my digital camera and shows me what he's been learning in his high school photography class. Man, this kid is starting to get some real camera chops!
Now I am back in the New York area... picking Fumie up at the Airport later today... and from here on in it is a month of klezmer gigs, deliciously half-rotten Japanese fish on rice, natto for breakfast, chinese noodles, corned beef, and pointedly non-Magyar red wines into January. Stay tuned. Sándor Csoóri (formerly of Muzsikas, now with "Young Muzsikas") and son... and family... performing at the market. Yeah, it looks like a string quartet but it sounds like the Ramones on palinka. Some of the most energetic Hungarian folk around. Each afternoon has bands playing in folk and other styles while freezing their.... hands... off. Do not miss. A Giter Nitl far ale!